Greatest story ever

I may have to use that title again, but it would be hard to imagine a story better than this one:

Senator's dad, 81, cited for having sex in car

The father of U.S. Sen. Norm Coleman (R-Minn.) was cited for lewd conduct and indecent exposure Tuesday for allegedly having sex in a vehicle with a 38-year-old woman. Police responded to a call early Tuesday evening and arrested Norman Bertram Coleman Sr. and the woman, Patrizia M. Schrag, outside a pizza joint.

It's hard to name the best part of this story - that he's a senator's dad, that he's having sex in a car outside a pizza joint, or that he's an 81 year old guy nailing a 38 year old woman. Kudos to him for pushing the "half your age" envelope, it gives us all a goal for our golden years.