Story of the month

This came to me in e-mail, so no link for the narrative as a whole although there are some embedded:

If you want to find the upper ranges of broadmindedness, look to Snyder, OK, where the mayor and a city councilman have resigned rather than give in to local holy rollers outraged that chief of police Tod Ozmun's wife has appeared nude on these here internets.

Ozmun also threw in the towel, saying of his wife Doris (a plus-sized model on web stroke sites who latterly served two years on a drug offense), "My wife is 6-foot-3 and weighs 300 pounds... If there is somebody that thinks they can control her, have at it. I have tried for 11 years and haven't been able to." Chief Ozmun, who looks to be a bit of a scale challenger himself, called the frenzy over the pictures (more than 70 residents besieged city hall calling for his resignation) "ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous."

"I think this is wrong and I won't put up with it," said Mayor Dale Moore, who defended Ozmun's performance as chief. "I don't want to work in a community like this."

But the most stinging rebuke came from resigning councilman Clifford Barnard:

"The citizens' concerns that we were not enforcing religious and moral beliefs was very heartfelt and I don't want to be associated with their moral or religious beliefs because I've never read anywhere in the Good Book that the Lord wanted us to persecute those that did not hold the same morals or values."

Chubby chasers alert: If the photo above leaves you wanting more, and you're not disturbed by a little adult content, you can check out Doris' site here.