Give our nukes to the mullahs!

It's probably impolite to make fun of the insane, but this is just too funny to pass up. The AP is apparently pushing a new anti-war figure, a Rosemarie Jackowski from Vermont, who has been appealing her 2003 arrest for disrupting traffic. They make her out to be a regular old gal, "not a loony tune by any means," but that turns out to be true only in the sense that "loony tune" is a huge undersell. Check out some of her fine work:

The United States owes reparations to the people of Iran. How much should be paid for the 1953 coup? How much is a democracy worth? Here’s a thought. Suppose the U.S. gave all of its nuclear weapons to Iran. Would that be a win, win, win scenario? The world would be safer because the only nation that had ever used nukes would no longer have any. The people of Iran would be compensated for the 1953 coup. The U.S. taxpayers would be spared a bill for reparations.

But she's not an anti-Semite! You hate to say that something is the funniest thing you've ever read, because the competition is so stiff, so I'll just say that this is a serious contender.

Hat tip: James Taranto.