Gratuitous, but funny
Andrew Young is a former aide to John Edwards, the ambulance chaser turned empty suit presidential/VP candidate who turned out to have had a baby with his mistress Rielle Hunter (which the press knew about but covered up to aid his 2008 candidacy, but I digress) while his wife was fighting cancer. He's now writing a tell-all book, which will only be interesting to those who are taken by salacious tales of inconsequential people.
Despite the overwhelming lack of importance of any of these people, I'm compelled to bring it up because it has emerged that Edwards and Hunter made a sex tape, leading the New York Daily News to issue this bit of genius:
"[the tape] show[s] [Edwards] taking positions that weren't on his official platform."