Monday, April 11, 2005

Speaking of Comedy...

If there wasn't a Howard Dean, somebody would have had to create one. The new DNC leader who claims his favorite New Testament book is Job is at it again.

Senator Rick Santorum (R, PA) lives in Virginia while working. Speaking in Pennsylvania last week, Dean opined that the Senator should stay in Virginia, but did not stop there, adding "Santorum is too much of a right-winger for Virginia. How about Venezuela?"

Earth to Howie...Venezuela is run by thuggish Castro acolyte Hugo Chavez, if it turned any more left it would have its back facing the rest of the world. Ted Kennedy is too much of a right-winger for Venezuela. I know it's hard to keep up with the TiVo's of Sesame Street when you're out stumping, and there's always a mirror in your hotel room adding to the confusion, but you need to work on that whole left-right thing buddy.


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