Yogi Zumaya

We've been needing a ballplayer to throw out some interesting fodder, the series themselves have certainly been too boring to keep the attention of anything but the hardest core of fans (tonight's NLCS Game 5 finally brings some intrigue to this postseason for the first time). Enter Tigers flamethrower Joel Zumaya:

A colorful character, Zumaya does yoga, but has been more Yogi in this series. He referred to his wrist as "inflammated," topped only by the next exchange. Asked about his bloodshot right eye, he said: "It's allergies." So what are you allergic to, Joel? "I am not allergic to anything."