Look out, Juan Valdez

There's a potential new coffee pitch man in town. Courtesy of Lee Sinins:

Career numbers of Joe DiMaggio and Vladimir Guerrero, through 9/11/07:

BA DiMaggio .325 Guerrero .325
OBP DiMaggio .398 Guerrero .391
SLG DiMaggio .579 Guerrero .580
HR DiMaggio 361 Guerrero 362