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Augmented Breasts Will Require Additional Inspection at Airports

The TSA’s changes to the complete liquid ban may require persons with augmented breasts (or other body parts) to comply with further inspections at security checkpoints.

I have no problem with this; they obviously have to check for booby traps. But I do worry about Boobal Profiling. Shouldn't the bearer of A-cup saggers be subject to the same scrutiny?